Saturday, September 12, 2009

Top 10 quotes of the month

10 things I never expected to say:
~this months favorite quotes

10. Said: “I’ll give you a dollar if you smile for the picture”

Wanted to say: “Smile for the freakin picture already, and act like you think I’m the best!”

9. Said: “Who put gel in the baby’s hair?”

Wanted to say: “thank you for playing with Daddy’s hair products and not mine”

8. Said: “What’s up your nose?”

Wanted to say: “that’s impressive, your brother has never gotten anything that big up

his before”

7. Said: “flush the toilet, flush the toilet, FLUSH THE STINKIN TOILET!


6. Said: “Nooo, the hole in the apple is the mark of a really sweet apple”

Wanted to say: “just eat the dang apple, Mommy hasn’t been to the grocery store in a


5. Said: “My bra is not outer space ear warmers”

Wanted to say: nothing... at this point I wanted to bury my head in a pillow and feel sorry

for myself... it didn’t help that the bra cups could actually close over his entire head.

4. Said: “Is this poop?”

Wanted to say: “Really? Again?”


Wanted to say: “Wish I had thought of that torment for my sister when I was your age.”

2. Said: “It’s not acceptable to pull your pants down in the produce isle”

Wanted to say: “Why me?”

1. Said: “Did you just wax my eyebrow off?”

This time I was able to say just what I wanted... it was my mom doing the waxing.

1 comment:

  1. That is sooo funny. I have to try to refrase what I am thinking but still have a hard time doing that.